Daniel From The Hood's Infinite Playlist
Hello, everybody! It's me, Daniel Luster (the real OG)! I'm here to talk about making my own brand of music; it's called "Daniel From The Hood's Infinite Playlist: Volume One". It combines music from the 1990's, 2000's, 2010's, and today! It will be banging! I'll get paid a $25k/per show at a local nightclub in Las Vegas, Nevada! I'll get paid as a turntablist extraordinaire at McElvain Homes in Mansfield, Ohio for $25k/per show w/ a stack of CD's from BTS, Taylor Swift, Nicki Minaj, Jelly Roll, etc. I can entertain dozens of fans at McElvain Homes and beyond!! πππππππ I can combine samples from my surroundings at Mansfield, Ohio's Richland Newhope districts (both 4th Street and Longview). I'll be famous on YouTube, TikTok, Facebook, the Mansfield News Journal, MTV (Music Television), Reddit, Twitter, and the world stage in general! I'll make a mixtape and give it to my loyal customers/fans from my hometown--Mansfield, Ohio, USA!!ππππππππππ I'll also be doing "Danny's Deranged Opinions" on my YouTube channel ("Daniel Luster"); in the process, I'll be talking about my DJ'ing skills like a seasoned pro, I'll also be selling copies of my mixtape online on Amazon.com--it's called "Daniel From The Hood's Infinite Playlist: Volume One"!! πππππππ I'll also sell it in a CD format on the same website as well as the EP (extended play) format and the DVD format (w/ music videos which mostly take place in the city where I represent--Mansfield, Ohio as well as New York City, New York and Las Vegas, Nevada)!!ππππππππππππππππ I'll be fun and interestingly entertaining at barbecues, birthday parties, weddings, bat mitzvahs, bar mitzvahs, college raves, the Renaissance Theater, the Element of Art, and the MGM Grand Hotel (in Las Vegas, Nevada) as well as graduations, slumber parties (for both girls and boys--unisex), "New Year's Rockin' Eve w/ Ryan Seacrest" on ABC (the American Broadcasting Company), and the Super Bowl Halftime Show!!πππππππππ I'll even be booked for the Amish Country Theater as the special guest star of the show right up there with their very own Lynyrd (a "Larry the Cable Guy"-like character who's technically the self-proclaimed star of the show at the Amish Country Theater (which is adjacent to the Encore Hotel & Suites)!!πππππππππππ I'll get worldwide fame on YouTube, TikTok, Facebook, DeviantArt (for posting music videos), Twitter, Reddit, and Snapchat as well as Instagram!!πππππππππππππ If Derek Cumberbatch (an open-minded, mathematically-inclined fellow who's mind and heart worth their weight in 24k gold(metaphorically speaking) and the patience of a saint) knows me by now, I'd be in a cahoots with him on DeviantArt in general as a fellow artist/friend!!πππππππππππ I'll even play at the Eagles Picnic (which is sponsored by the Fraternal Order of Eagles (Mansfield, Ohio chapter) at $100k/per show/per year for the sake of publicity in order to please hundreds of drunks and sober people alike, but even I'll do it at the Richland County Fairgrounds (next to Woodside Estates (where 1361 Steeple Chase Drive got burnt down)!!πππππππππππππππππ I'll even perform in front of billions of fans around the world with my infinite playlist of created songs, esp., samples, covers, and remixes of original songs!!πππππππππππππ I'll even perform at Lollapalooza in front of thousands of screaming, admiring fans!!πππππππππππππ I'll make music videos and I'll even make history by going for the Guinness Book of World Records for the most VIP functions ever attended by a turntablist with developmental disabilities, ever!!ππππππππππππππ Furthermore, it'll be up to Switzerland (esp., the Swiss bankers) to hide all of my money, so that all of it will be safe from terrorists, tax collectors, robbers, and my ex-girlfriend named Kayla Thorne! I've assured you that all of my money will be safe in Switzerland.ππππππππππππππ
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