When I'm President of the United States...

 When I'm President of the United States, I'll lower the inflation on all items (including soda pop in the vending machines across America). I'll impose a recall on Crocs due to them being the ugliest shoes, ever. I'll impose better education across America by reviving cursive writing in every school, college, and university in the country, esp., within the academic curriculum in general. Drug-dealing will be outlawed in this country. I'll place every Generac electrical generator in every home in America. I'll promise every American longer tax breaks. I'll create more jobs in America in order to boost the economy. I'll have more foreign ties with China than ever before. I'll also stand for the LGBTQIA+ community--lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, intersex, and asexual. I'll still make the world a better place by standing up for Israel, but still annexing it with Palestine within the Middle East peace talks. I'll recycle everything (including aluminum, plastic, paper, etc.). I'll have better ties with Canada due to us sharing the same border. I'll reduce the gas price down to $1.00/per gallon, but we'll also shall switch over to the metric system--there'll be meters, liters, kilograms, and degrees Fahrenheit all the way!! Whenever there's gluten handed to me, that might lead to a major scandal. Everyone will drive safely within my America. I'll put COVID-19 back where it belongs--in Wuhan, China at its local university. Spanish immersion schools will hereby be considered mandatory. All religions in this country shall form an amalgamated church for Christians, Jews, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists, and Atheists! America will be ready for an autistic president. I'll also be the president of the Bluehilda Fan Club, the Miranda Sings Fan Club, the Pee-Wee Herman Fan Club, the Sifl & Olly Fan Club, the Female Foot Fanciers' Club, and the He-Man Woman-Lovers' Club--Remember, all proceeds will go to those fan clubs for their support.😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎