I'm Moving To A Smart House on March 1st Of This Year!

 Good afternoon, ladies and gents! It's me again, Daniel Luster (the #1 Dude In Richland County). For well over 40 years, my entire life's been a total roller coaster (w/ so many twists, turns, ups, and downs--it's unpredictable). I'll tell the rest of the world that I'm moving on up to 27 Winding Way (a house endowed with artificial intelligence) and everyone in Richland County (Ohio, USA) will know who I truly am and Kathy McElvain (the head honcho of McElvain Homes) will write an entire biography about my misadventures with society in the past through the wonders of posterity. This total roller coaster will transform into a space shuttle leaving Earth's atmosphere all the way into the overreaching heavens. I'll finally get the piece of the pie by being the mentor to the people of Richland County who have the same troubles as me. I'll be their big brother. I'll be "the #1 Dude In The Whole Of Richland County" by scores of its citizens. Years from now, the whole world will know my name in the history books. I'll be a living legend in the world's eyes. I'll make history as well. One of these days, my biography will be written in English as well as Spanish, French, German, Italian, Greek, Turkish, Hungarian, Belarussian, Swedish, Norwegian, Finnish, Danish, Estonian, Mandarin Chinese, Vietnamese, Hebrew, Arabic, Japanese, Korean, Hindi, Persian (Iranian dialect), Polish, Romanian, Portuguese, Icelandic, Gujrati, Zulu, etc., and they'll be selling like hotcakes with 1 billion-plus copies worldwide for foreign syndication! Kathy McElvain and myself will each win a Nobel Literature Prize for the best masterpiece of literature since the "Harry Potter" children's book series! Share and share alike! For you see, ladies and gentlemen, my biography is part-comedy/part-drama/part-romance/part-adventure/all-reality which is generally based on actual historical analysis. For example, DeviantArt (the website where artwork meets application) knows about my foot fetish, esp., w/ women's feet, specifically. Moreover, I'll have the liberty to pitch in and do my part around the new house which I'll be living in. Furthermore, my biography will be a literary collaboration between me and Kathy McElvain.😎😎😎😎😎😎 Until then, peace out!👌👌👌👌👌👌