I'm the Saddest Man in America

 Bad news, ladies and gentlemen! This afternoon when Bonnie Thompson shows up in the hallway, I was daydreaming about writing a #1 Nobel Prize-winning novel, she told me to come on when I didn't have the time, but I still wish that I can learn how to drive to and from work with style. When I was on the bus, I was having an anger outburst, but then, I was bawling my eyes out because all of society doesn't comprehend with my stress which can cause me to have a nervous breakdown in a New York minute. Moreover, I've screamed obscenities on the top of my lungs like a stark-raving lunatic and I've claimed that I'm an extraterrestrial being and calling everyone on the bus a bunch of hairless apes--that was so wrong of me to do so. It was wrong of me to misjudge society because that they're right and I'm wrong. The #1 Nobel Prize-winning novel will be based on my life (from my infancy to where I'm at now), I'll call it "The Story Of My Life: The Daniel Luster Story", but hopefully, the autobiographical novel (w/ Kathy McElvain's guided assistance) will sell over 1 billion copies worldwide (including the United States) and be translated into over 40 different languages (including Neutral Spanish, European French, German, Italian, European Portuguese, Hungarian, Polish, Romanian, Czech, Slovak, Serbian, Croatian, Bosnian, Albanian, Greek, Russian, Latvian, Lithuanian, Belarussian, Swedish, Norwegian, Danish, Finnish, Ukrainian, Hebrew (Sephardic), Arabic, Persian, Kurdish, Hindi, Gujrati, Punjabi, Mandarin Chinese, Turkish, Japanese, Korean, Tagalog, Vietnamese, Cambodian, Indonesian, Tibetan, Kazakh, Armenian, Georgian, Kyrgyz, Uzbek, Azerbaijani, Estonian, Tadzhik, and Yiddish (the lingua franca of the Jewish Yiddish-speaking diaspora). My autobiographical novel will be a story of my sexual frustration with women's beautiful feet, also a story of anger outbursts and temper tantrums (that are what makes my story part-drama), a story that pits sex against world domination against worldwide fame in a no-holds-barred free-for-all, and a story containing sexual comments and innuendo which you (the reader) cannot find anywhere else on planet Earth. This extraordinary autobiographical novel will be worthy of a Nobel Prize for Literature and the other one for Peace (because that my autobiography (w/ Kathy McElvain's help, especially) will contain messages of peace for all humankind worldwide in all countries and territories. Speaking of which, I have to find peace within myself as an individual human being no matter what I believe what's right, even if I'm currently "the Saddest Man in America" and "the #1 Man in Mansfield, Ohio" in future tense. The intelligent answers that I'll give to all of you are "It wasn't society's fault for forgetting my face mask and losing my composure on the bus, it was all my fault due to my angry outbursts and temper tantrums which were remarkably heinous and uncalled for" and "I've threatened to slit my wrists open because that I was insecure of my own humanity as a 40-year-old adult human male which was diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome at an early stage of life--3 years of age". There's more to me than just a foot-fetishist and a short-tempered-yet-manipulative sociopath--a lot more! I'm an author of my very own comic book "The Adventures of Trina & Aphra" as well as the illustrator of that comic, I'm also a stand-up comedian, I'm also a rapper (because that I can rhyme words rhythmically to the beat of the music with a great beat to it), I'm also a successful artist (according to the Element of Art Gallery/Studio in Downtown Mansfield, Ohio), a singer/songwriter who writes his own songs in a New York minute, an aspiring star in major motion pictures, and a successfully intelligent human being who's quite self-absorbed and diagnosed with post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) due to everyday life with its roller coaster-like quality (w/ its ups, downs, spirals, and loop-de-loops). Anyway, that's the story of my life.😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔