I was thinking about turning vegan.

 Hello, everyone! It's me again, Daniel Luster. I should've been vegan since 1995 (back at Malabar Middle School) in Mrs. Hoecker's (my middle-school social studies teacher) class. If only I could turn back time to tell my younger and stockier self to swear off all meat, eggs, dairy, and wheat in order to maintain a healthier and even happier lifestyle. As I say to myself, "Be vegan, be free!" over and over in a mantra. By the way, I might still have fruits, vegetables, whole grains (like rice and quinoa), nuts and legumes, water, tea, and my morning coffee (esp., my espresso). Being vegan's the right way to be because it's healthy, it's affordable, and it puts you always in a positive mood as well as helping you live a longer, happier, healthier life! Guaranteed! Being vegan means that I might not eat pork, beef, poultry, seafood (of any kind), etc., but I could have avocados, carrots, spinach, Brussels sprouts, beets, broccoli, cauliflower, potatoes, radishes, onions, zucchini, cucumbers, tomatoes, lettuce, cabbage, almonds, walnuts, beans, peas, bell peppers, soy protein, peanuts, cranberries, grapes, bananas, butternut squash, pumpkin pie (minus the wheat flour), coffee (esp., espresso), soda pop (esp., Diet Pepsi), and dark chocolate (which is a million times better for me than milk chocolate). I might try to be an animal rights activist as well as a philanthropist/YouTuber/TikTok influencer/movie and TV star/online shopper/civil rights activist extraordinaire/chocolatier/voiceover artist (for commercial breaks on TV and radio as well as Internet ads). I'd possibly do that for $1 million or so! I can star in commercials on stage and screen (TV and in major motion pictures) whenever a get the chance to go 100% vegan!! I might also try a soy chai latte from Starbucks whenever I get the chance to do so. I can swear off wheat as well, but I have to practice what I preach. I can live a longer, more prosperous, healthier, and thriftier lifestyle--budget and save, but be vegan and be free, as well!! I can possibly do so in order to save up enough money for an enormously expensive vacation like New York City (New York, USA), for example, or Walt Disney World (in Florida), or Japan, just to name a few!! I can refuse to buying organic produce, but buy fruits, vegetables, rice, quinoa, peanuts, walnuts, and soy products instead. I can swear off sugar, too, but just stevia and aspartame when it comes to candy and Diet Pepsi due to me being a borderline diabetic. I'm tryna live cheap like any other tightwad should do. I might get some perks from being vegan like losing weight, living longer, having a more positive attitude about life, and saving enough money to buy expensive things (like jewelry, new wardrobe, new footwear (esp., animal-free footwear), and sunglasses). I might possibly think about buying my girlfriend, Heather Picking by name enormously expensive jewelry and 100% animal-free-yet-eco-friendly footwear and wardrobe that she can possibly like. I might try to live my life animal-free as humanly possible in order to impress my girlfriend, my friends, my family, my community, and the whole world, even, esp., my fellow YouTubers, my fellow TikTok influencers, my fellow celebrities in Hollywood (California, USA), my fellow online shoppers, and Martin Luther King, Jr., himself!! I shall be a strict vegetarian by swearing off all the meat, poultry, pork, eggs, and dairy that I can find. I can open up a Swiss bank account at Credit Suisse (in Geneva, Switzerland). I might have a 100% vegan Thanksgiving with vegetarian sushi as the entree/centerpiece, plus corn, mashed potatoes, yams, gluten-free green bean casserole, miso soup, pumpkin pie without the enriched wheat-flour crust (but, with dairy-free vanilla ice cream on top of the pumpkin filling within the pumpkin pie, itself), as well as salad (which will be made from the world's finest tomatoes and lettuce with sriracha sauce for more flavor to the classic Italian dressing). I can have apples, too, with my strict macrobiotic diet which consists of whole grains (like rice, quinoa, and oats), fruits, vegetables, nuts/legumes, water, tea, coffee, sugar-free diet colas and energy drinks, and dark chocolate. I might lose up to a whopping 50 lbs. or more. I might post some selfies on Facebook and Twitter as well as Instagram and Pinterest, as well as Snapchat as well as DeviantArt! I know that my most favorite non-vegan food is deluxe pizza (w/ pepperoni, ham, sausage, olives, bell peppers, mushrooms, jalapenos, onions, and lotsa mozzarella) and my most favorite non-vegan ice cream is rocky road ice cream. I can drink milk made from soy, almonds, and oats as I turn vegan. I could go on enormously expensive places like the Bahamas, Mexico, Japan, Walt Disney World (in Florida, USA), New York City (in New York, USA),  Las Vegas (Nevada, USA), Switzerland, Australia, China, and Israel, just to name a few as I save up all of my money on a cheap diet called the vegan diet. Furthermore, being vegan's the right way to be according to my years of experience cutting my teeth tryna be a strict vegetarian by abstaining all beef, pork, poultry, and seafood in order to save all animal life on Earth, same goes for the alligator flesh and venison, as well. For you see, human rights are animal rights.😎😎😎😎😎😎