Here's one of my deranged opinions~!

 Hello, everyone! It's me again, Daniel Luster! I've once believed that I'm an alien, but I'm not. I'm a human being who's fully capable of making mistakes. However, I must be sensing that someone hacked into my gene pool--it must be an alien being, esp., a reptilian alien. I do believe that I must be cold-blooded as in that I'm sensitive to the cold, wintery conditions around me during the wintertime in Ohio (a state in which I've lived all my life). I'm part-Caucasian, part-American Indian, and part-Reptilian, so ergo, I'm cold-blooded. I'm used to tropical conditions as opposed to wintery conditions. I'm ectothermal or poikilothermous which means that I'm more than likely to catch hypothermia. Like I said before and I'll say it again: I'm not used to the snow and other wintery conditions, I'm much more of a tropical climate kinda guy. I'm talking about American states like Hawaii, California, Nevada, Arizona, New Mexico, Texas, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Georgia, and Florida as well as the Commonwealth of Puerto Rico, but here's a group of territories that I've found inviting: Latin America, the West Indies, Africa, the Middle East, the Indian Subcontinent, Southeast Asia, the East Indies, Oceania, and the South Pacific islands. These territories are by all means inviting. I wanna get away from it all. Furthermore, it's fun chatting with you guys. Until then, goodbye for now! 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

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