Me and Ronald Dimrock will make front-page news together!!

 Hello again, everybody! My name is Daniel Luster! I'd like to inform you that we might open our very own chocolate factory one day and we'll be the founding fathers of a business such as that thereof! We'll be the men who saved the world--with chocolate!!! We'll be business partners!!! We'll be famous, we'll be huge!!! We'll help revolutionize the way the world thinks about chocolate forever!!! Our chocolate candy bars will be vegan, gluten-free, keto-friendly, rich in minerals (like zinc, iron, calcium, magnesium, and copper), kosher, halal, and altogether awesomefantastical-riffic!!! Each chocolate candy bar will cost $5/per unit with 50% of the proceeds go to the Bluehilda Fan Club (the official fan club of the brainchild of Jim Grue and the titular character of the upcoming children's animated television series made exclusively for Nickelodeon--"Bluehilda"). However, the other 50% goes to both me and Ronald Dimrock. You know that I'm a great big fan of "Bluehilda" (created by Jim Grue) when I'm 41 years old. Still, our chocolate candy bars contain stevia (imported all the way from South Africa) and cocoa beans (imported from Latin America, Ghana, and Cote d'Ivoire) and that's why our chocolates are unique and exquisite. Our chocolate products will gross more than $200 billion in sales!! As I'll say to Jim Grue (the creator of "Bluehilda"): "How about a little something that can change your life forever?", but he might say "Yes!" and I'll say "How about our world-famous, vegan, gluten-free, keto-friendly, rich-in-minerals, kosher, halal, and awesomefantastical-riffic Luster & Dimrock chocolate candy bars which are $5/per unit?", and he might say "Sure! I'll try one!". In addition, we'll make a deal and as Ronald and myself will make a killing off of our success as chocolatiers. We'll be on National Geographic as "the Men Who Saved the World--With Chocolate" as well as Forbes magazine, Time-Life magazine, U.S. News & World Report, and People magazine! Me and Ronald Dimrock will be miracle workers. We'll be co-founders/presidents/managers/chairmen/chief executive officers/salesmen of Luster & Dimrock Chocolatiers, Inc. We'll do it all in one fell swoop! There'll be billions and billions of gallons of chocolate in the chocolate pipelines underground at our chocolate factory. We'll be world-famous! I love it when Bluehilda says "Hexllo!" to random strangers she faces. With chocolate, I and Ronald Dimrock will change the world forever!😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎