If only my voice were autotuned...

 If my voice were autotuned, I'd be a superstar! I'd be internationally famous for my talented voice if only my voice were autotuned! I might win at the Emmys, the Grammys, the Oscars, and even at the Tonys as well as the MTV Video Music Awards as well as other MTV awards shows! When my voice were autotuned, my whole life will become a Broadway musical (featuring yours truly--Daniel Luster: Superstar)! Even at the Golden Globes, I'd won for my autotuned voice. I'd sell more copies worldwide than Elvis Presley, Michael Jackson, Madonna, the Backstreet Boys, the Beatles, and Taylor Swift combined--about 20 billion copies worldwide, esp., in North America, Europe, Latin America, the Caribbean, the Middle East, the Indian subcontinent, the Asian Pacific (including Japan), Africa, Australasia, and Southeast Asia! My songs would hit 250x platinum and 144 gold records if I had an autotuned voice; I'd be rich and famous worldwide as "the world's hardest-working man in the history of recorded music since Elvis Presley". Moreover, I might travel to Las Vegas, Nevada and get paid $1,000,000/per show for 5 years straight and the hits wouldn't stop coming! I'd be on the very front cover of the Rolling Stone and I'd be all over the news and make headlines around the world! Furthermore, I might get a private jet with my name on it and I'd never retire from showbusiness, ever!!😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎