About the Luster & Dimrock Chocolatiers, Incorporated Annual Salary

 Hello, everyone! It's me again, Daniel Luster! I'm here to talk about the annual salary of the co-founders/presidents/managers/chairmen/chief executive officers at Luster & Dimrock Chocolatiers, Incorporated--per founding member, it's a whopping $200 billion/per year salary! Speaking of which, we'll make a unisex chocolate fragrance for both men and women; it'll be called "Eau de Chocolate Spritz". We'll also make a breakfast cereal invented exclusively by us called "Luster & Dimrock's Breakfast Cereal for Chocoholics". We'll be the richest men in America and possibly the whole wide entire world according to Forbes magazine!!! We'll be corporate superstars~!!! We'll make twice as many chocolate products on special days like Halloween, Thanksgiving Day, Black Friday, Cyber Monday, Giving Tuesday, Christmas, Easter, etc.!!!  We'll even be on People magazine, Time-Life, and U.S. News & World Report! Luster & Dimrock Chocolatiers, Inc. will be a paradise for chocoholics as well as aspiring chocolatiers. We'll even make German-Dutch chocolate fudge-nut brownies--both average and gluten-free!!! We'll give Mars, Inc. and Hershey, Inc. a run for their money by selling the most chocolate products known to humankind will win!!! We'll even be on the supermarket tabloids like the National Enquirer, the Star, the Daily Globe, and the Daily Mail!!! We'll become above-average or much-above-average entrepreneurs-- we'll be entrepreneurial superstars! For example, we'll sell each of our candy bars for $5/per unit. Our candy bars are vegan, keto-friendly, gluten-free, rich in nutrients (like zinc, iron, magnesium, and even calcium), and 100% good for you! I think that most people think that kind of puffery is bad, but we think that kind of puffery is absolutely awesomefantastico-rific (awesome, fantastic, and terrific at the same time). Our candy bars will be 100% kosher/halal and open-to-all!! Well, like I said, our candy bars will be vegan, keto-friendly, gluten-free, rich in minerals (like zinc, iron, magnesium, and even calcium), 100% kosher, and 100% halal and we'll store them in boxes and distribute them to the general public, esp., among America's wealthy! Our candy bars will be having a blue background on the wrapper with the image of Bluehilda on it when she's saying "Live long like me!", all proceeds will go to the Bluehilda Fan Club and the grand pooh-bah--Daniel Luster (the one and only)!!  Except that 50% of the proceeds will go directly to us--me and Ronald Dimrock as well as my YouTube channel, "Daniel Luster" (after myself, of course) which will bring you "Danny's Deranged Opinions" where I'll give you my talking points about anything! We'll even sell twice as many of our chocolate products on New Year's Day, Valentine's Day, St. Patrick's Day, Independence Day, Memorial Day, Father's Day, Mother's Day, my birthday (November 21st), and April Fool's Day as well! Our Belgian chocolate truffles will cost $5,500/per unit, but they'll actually be imported all the way from Belgium! The reason why I gouged up the prices is that we'll be harvesting chocolate from Latin America as well as Cote d'Ivoire and Ghana, stevia from South Africa, peanuts from the Appalachian Mountains, etc., to make our products with. We'll even be selling our world-famous peanut-butter-and-chocolate buckeye candies (made w/ stevia instead of sugar). Our chocolates will be the best in the world! Swiss chcocolate with Swiss cheese will also be sold at Luster & Dimrock's Chocolatiers, Incorporated's retail stores including Walmart, Target, Sam's Club, Walgreen's, CVS, Kroger, Aldi, and Ollie's Bargain Outlet as well as their overseas counterparts worldwide! Me and Ronald Dimrock will both have equal corporate bragging rights! We'll even buy out Amazon.com! Until then, goodbye for now!👋😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎