I Have A Dream!
Hello, everyone! It's me again, Daniel Luster--the one and only! Today, I'd like to talk about my "I Have A Dream" speech. For myself: I'll go on cool adventures with my roommate, Ronald Dimrock. For my community: There'll be no more illegal drugs, gang violence, suicide, nor psychopaths in the Mansfield community, but Mansfield (a city in Ohio) will be annexed with another city in Ohio called Ontario, in order to bring in thousands of new jobs; I'll promise to lower the price of gas down to at least $1.00/per gallon (the new national average), and I'll also promise to bring in all males, females, and non-binaries so that they can be registered to vote. For the world: I'll end poverty, pollution, famine, hatred, violence, illegal drugs, war, rising food prices, and even I'll bring in Ronald Dimrock so that we can start our very own chocolate factory called Luster & Dimrock Chocolatiers, Inc., so ergo, chocolate was the cause and will be the answer to all the world's ills!! This speech will even be worthy of a Nobel Prize!! Pure genius!!ππππππ
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