Proof of me being a narcissist to the general public!

 I'd like to show proof of me, Daniel Luster, by name being a narcissist through everything a say and do. The things I say about myself to the world's that I can do anything for $1,000,000 because I'm more popular than you'll ever be, e.g., helping your children with their homework, driving a car with or without a driver's license, taking selfies and post them (on Facebook, Instagram, Pinterest, Snapchat, DeviantArt, and Reddit as well as Twitter), staying young and handsome forever, eating cheap as humanly possible, starring on stage and screen (TV, the Internet, and movies), and having as many girlfriends as I can afford all at once and marry them all. I'm more humble than you because that I'm the prettiest thing in the known world and I'm a Hollywood A-list celebrity YouTuber, philanthropist, civil rights activist, TikTok influencer, human rights activist destined to be an animal rights activist in general, and aspiring U.S. President as well as a world-famous foot-fetishist.😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 I can go skydiving without a parachute and I'm perfect in every way and every OTHER way!!😎😎😎😎😎😎

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