When I get the chance to be President of the United States!

 Here's my speech: Within the first 100 days when I'm President of the United States, I'll annex Canada (British Columbia, Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba, Ontario, Quebec, Nunavut, Newfoundland, Nova Scotia, and Prince Edward Island plus the Yukon Territory and the Northwest Territories) to the American mainland and Alaska. The reason that I'm doing this is because that Canada alone epitomizes the paramountcy of the New American Republic which will be indivisible as one nation to the people, by the people, and for the people, it shall still never perish from this Earth! In addition, I'll also declare war on Mexico's gang violence, drug cartels, and illegal immigration practices. It'll still have trading partners including Japan (for its robot sushi chefs, sex robots, video games, manga, and of course, anime) and France (for its cognac, champagne, croissants, baguettes, escargots, pot-au-feu, vichyssoise, and bouillebaise) as well as Great Britain (for its tea (originally imported from China and India). In my ideal American Republic, drugs, violence, war, and race will no longer be issues. This can create hundreds of millions of new jobs (including lumberjacks, hockey players, and much, much more)!! By the way, I might add that the White House (on 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in Washington, D.C.) sure beats the house which I've got now (at 27 Winding Way at McElvain Homes in Mansfield, OH). Furthermore, I'll also be the Grand Poo-Bah of the "Bluehilda" (the animated series involving a blue witch known for her punny transformations) Fan Club! I'll also stand up for Israel and visit the Holy Land.😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎