If I have my way as President of the United States

 If I have my way as the President of the United States, there will be no more hate crimes against Jews, Muslims, lesbians, gays, bisexuals, trangendered people, queers, intersex people, asexual people, blacks, whites, Asian-Pacific Islanders, Latinos, autistics, the mentally retarded, women, etc. I'll vow to impose a 15% corporate tax rate in this great nation of ours (the United States of America), a 15% income tax (for all citizens of this country), a 7% national value-added tax (for all American states (except Delaware), and a 0% inheritance tax (on all citizens) as well as a 0% gift tax and a 0% wealth tax; all proceeds will go directly to causes including better and more affordable healthcare, better and more affordable education, better and more affordable retirement benefits, better and more affordable telecommunications (including television, Internet, radio, telephone, and motion pictures), and picket signs against homophobic propaganda as well as annexing Canada with its mainland (the American mainland). The reason why I wanna do this is because that Canada has better and more affordable healthcare, more resources (including gold, silver, gasoline, lumber (to build houses with), maple syrup (for pancakes and waffles), and of course, ice hockey, but don't forget military personnel. :-)  We need to make America even greater than ever before (while annexed with Canada). I'll promise to lower the inflation by taking advantage of Canada's gasoline reserves as well as Hudson Bay, the Pacific Ocean, the Atlantic Ocean, the Gulf of Mexico, Alaska, and even Texas to decrease the price of gasoline to at least $1.00/per gallon!😎😎😎😎😎 We need to create 20 million+ new jobs in this country of ours, even if we'll start putting up "Now Hiring" signs in every window in every place of employment in this great nation of ours!😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 One day, change will be coming to America! All Muslims, Jews, Christians, Jehovah's Witnesses, Hindus, Buddhists, and Atheists will get along in America--the Land of the Free!😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 We'll go ahead and make protests against homophobes, terrorists, drug-dealers, and other law violators!😎😎😎😎😎😎😎💪💪💪💪💪💪 We need to up our game when it comes to making America even greater than ever before!💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 We need more foreign ties with the European Union, China, Australia, Japan, etc.😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪 Furthermore, I'll be doing all that and more for the first 100 days when I'm in the Oval Office (of the White House in Washington, D.C.)😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎