The first-ever "We Hate Barney the Dinosaur" Barbecue

 Hexllo, everybody! It's me again, Daniel Luster (the one and only and internationally-renowned)! I'll be here speaking to you about the "We Hate Barney the Dinosaur" Barbecue: It's a free barbecue/festival celebrating Anti-Barney humor and propaganda at their finest in history! We'll be serving shredded chicken sandwiches, hamburgers, hot dogs, coney dogs, cheeseburgers, bratwurst, submarine sandwiches, barbecued pulled-pork sandwiches, french-fried potatoes, curly fries, crinkle-cut fries, pizza, sauerkraut, potato chips, pretzels, ice-cream (including rocky road, vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, butter brickle, etc.), baked beans, macaroni salad, potato salad, and spaghetti for absolutely free, at no cost! We'll also be selling some free merchandise involving Anti-Barney humor including t-shirts, coffee mugs, socks, lunchboxes, thermoses, underpants, bumper stickers, posters, decals, blankets, pillow cases, DVD's (digital video discs), notebooks, inkpens, videogames, and of course, pajamas! The "We Hate Barney the Dinosaur" Barbecue will be hosted by yours truly, the one and only, internationally-famous Daniel Luster! I'll be getting paid for the barbecue/festival via YouTube via monetization through the way of clicking the "Like" button, commenting the barbecue/festival, and of course, subscribing to my YouTube channel! I'll have very many followers watching me via YouTube at 27 Winding Way (in Mansfield, Ohio, USA)! By the way, we'll even be selling some free soda at the barbecue/festival including all Coca-Cola products! ;)