It's about me moving to Phoenix, Arizona...
Hi, there! It's me again, Daniel (as always)! I was thinking about moving from McElvain Homes in order to pursue a relentless career in working from home on a traditional 9-to-5 basis Monday-thru-Friday, esp., with my sweetheart, Heather Picking! It's on my very own early-retirement program called "Daniel's Early Retirement Program" or "DERP", for short. I shall work as a YouTuber, TikTok influencer, investor in cheaply-priced stocks and cryptocurrency, and Hollywood A-list movie sensation! I'll make a bajillion dollars, tops! I'll be even richer than Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos, and Elon Musk combined! I'll be the world's richest weirdo as well as the world's richest artificial-intelligence expert running a multi-trillion-dollar AI empire! What makes me think so is that I'm a weirdo which is predominately based upon my foot fetish ruling most of my natural life as a private citizen. Hopefully, I'll escape the hustle and bustle of McElvain Homes and retire to my $1 million dreamhouse with a private jet and a private limousine as well as a robot maid who never ever runs outta patience; it'll all because that she'll understand my common needs and wants 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, permanently. I'll be an Internet superstar including being a YouTuber/TikTok influencer/investor in the cheapest stocks and cryptocurrencies on the stock market as well as one of Hollywood's A-list movie stars alongside Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, Tom Hanks, Leonardo DiCaprio, Will Smith, Vin Diesel, Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson, and many more! I'll name my first-born child after myself--Daniel Lee Luster, Jr. (that's a very fitting name for such a young boy). I'll be more decked-out than Bill Gates with the most modern technological innovations known to humankind (including an android maid who'll never run outta patience or ways to entertain me). I'll have my very own branch of the Luster Family Tree. I'll have a tricked-out living area/office where I can be able to work from 9:00 a.m. thru 5:00 p.m., Monday thru Friday, plus I might receive a Christmas bonus for being my own employer on the account of me planning on being my very own self-employer. I can also invest in Amazon, Pepsi, Walmart, Google, Adidas, Peloton, and a bajillion others. Moreover, I'll also be planning on taking up Lasik surgery for my eyes so that I'll see more clearly with 20/20 vision. In addition, I'll have myself, Heather Picking (my future spouse), and my own 3 children in either a private jet or a private limousine depending on whether that we shall travel to which location on the planet which may be appropriate to visit. I might go to Hollywood, California to star in major blockbuster movies opposite Heather Picking in any soundstage which may seem extraordinarily appropriate to doing a film shoot on location. As of 2030, the whole world will know my name--Daniel Luster. I'll be a Hollywood all-star opposite Heather Picking. I'll perform as the epically heroic lead kind of a role in an epic romantic comedy of any sort which may seem very fitting! I'll be a bajillionaire--the entire galactic system will acknowledge the very existence of the world's richest weirdo! By the way, everyone! I'll put $15.75 trillion dollars in each offshore bank account in the entire world including Switzerland, the Bahamas, the Cayman Islands, Bermuda, the British Virgin Islands, and many more. I'll be the richest man in history! :-)
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