Fun Facts About Me 2.0

 Hello, ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, Daniel Luster! I'm here to talk about myself. Here are a list of  things that I can't do: I can't to handstands, I can't do cartwheels, I can't do somersaults, I can't play sports, I just can't do those things, but I wish that I can do the impossible, though. I wish I were 6' 9", I wish I were a basketball player, I wish I were in the regular Olympics (representing Team USA), I wish my celiac disease would go away, I wish I was born rich, and I wish I went to college sooner.

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