Bluehilda fan confessionals!

 Hexllo, ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, Daniel Luster, the #1 Bluehilda fan in the whole universe! I'll be the president of the following fan clubs including the Milly (of the Fine Brothers fame) Fan Club, the Miranda Sings/Colleen Ballinger Fan Club, the ENA Fan Club, the Beavis and Butt-Head Fan Club, the Daria Fan Club, and the Bluehilda Fan Club. I'll also be the president of the Ren and Stimpy Fan Club, the Spongebob Squarepants Fan Club, the Beetlejuice (not to be confused with the original live-action cult classic motion picture of the same name back in 1988) Fan Club, the Transformers Generation One Fan Club, the Looney Tunes Fan Club, the South Park Fan Club, the Powerpuff Girls Fan Club, the Sailor Moon Fan Club, the Dragonball Z Fan Club (as well as the rest of the entire Dragonball franchise), the Doodlebops Fan Club, the Celebrity Deathmatch Fan Club, the Spice Girls Fan Club, the Taylor Swift Fan Club, the Simple Plan Fan Club, the LMFAO Fan Club, the Mindless Self Indulgence Fan Club, the Linkin Park Fan Club, the Voltron Fan Club, the Pee-Wee Herman/Paul Reubens Fan Club, the "We Hate Barney the Dinosaur" Fan Club, and the Female Foot Fanciers Society! What I like about Bluehilda's that she's got an outrageously, phenomenally colorful personality and a spiritual successor to the animated version of Beetlejuice! I'm also gonna be the president of the Hetalia Fan Club! What I hate about Barney the Dinosaur's that he's obnoxious with his annoyingly catchy song ,"I Love You, You Love Me"...Ugh, God, I hate that song!!! I'm also gonna be the president of the He-Man Woman-Lovers Club, guaranteed! I'm also gonna be the president of the Beakman's World Fan Club and the Bill Nye the Science Guy Fan Club. However, I'll be the master of ceremonies behind future Woodstock concerts in Rome, New York, USA!! I've gotta lot of work cut out for me. We'll have the "We Hate Barney the Dinosaur" barbecues every summer with all patrons participating to them, but I'll promise them *free* merch including t-shirts, coffee mugs, lunchboxes, socks, and much, much more!! By the way, the free t-shirts will be a black background in red block letters "WE HATE BARNEY THE DINOSAUR!!" with a middle-finger hand showing that watching "Barney & Friends" is an unnecessarily retarded children's show which needs to be taken off the air immediately on PBS!! I'll be the founder/president of the Bluehilda Fan Club as well as my very own fan club where I'll also be the mascot! In addition, we need to put the "Bluehilda" cartoon series on both Nickelodeon and Nicktoons as soon as possible! By the way, I'm a real simp for Bluehilda. *sigh*😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎