There are many things that which who I am!

 Salutations, ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, the one and only Daniel Luster! Here are a lot of occupations that describe me:

1. A businessman.

2. The writer (for my Netflix original debut reality series which I call "the Daniel Luster Show").

3. The creator (for "the Daniel Luster Show" on Netflix).

4. The director (for "the Daniel Luster Show" on Netflix).

5. The lead actor (for "the Daniel Luster Show" on Netflix).

6. The cameraman (for "the Daniel Luster Show" on Netflix).

7.  The executive producer (for "the Daniel Luster Show" on Netflix).

8. The inventor of the Internet.

9. The ruler of the Internet.

10. The founder of the Daniel Luster Offshore Retirement Fund (which is responsible for creating D.E.R.P. (Daniel Luster's Early Retirement Plan).

11. The voice-over artist for many animated series, films, and video-games.

12. A United Nations Goodwill Ambassador to Israel, the Ukraine, South Korea, and Japan.

13. An aspiring soccer dad (a doting father whose job's to take his children to soccer practice).

14. An Internet nerd.

15. An aspiring rapper.

16. A podcaster (for my famous podcast which is based on my multiple topics including my foot fetish, my trademark favorite foods (including sushi, spaghetti, broccoli, cauliflower, spinach, Brussels sprouts, asparagus, and chocolate candy bars), my favorite animated series (esp., on television and the Internet), foreign diplomacy, inflation (the dramatic increase on prices on various clothes, foodstuffs, etc.), the loss of my dearly-departed father, my sibling rivalry, my morbid fear of taxation on the items I purchase, my love affair on adult-oriented cartoons (including "Family Guy", "the Simpsons", "American Dad", "Beavis and Butt-Head", "Daria", "Celebrity Deathmatch", "Robot Chicken", "Futurama", "South Park", and various adult-oriented webtoons including "Puzzle Hunters" (created by Matt J. Wilson), "Deadly Space Mission" (also created by Matt J. Wilson), "Princess Ness" (also created by Matt J. Wilson), "Sweet & Sour" (also created by Matt J. Wilson), and "Great the Show" (also created by Matt J. Wilson), my newfound leg fetish, my issues with obesity when I was in Malabar Middle School (in Mansfield, Ohio, U.S.A.), my plans to take over the world, and me planning on whether if I have children or not.

17. A "Top 40 Weekly" radio disc jockey.😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎