My access to fame and fortune

 Hello, my name is Daniel Luster. I'm here to share my feelings with the world about my foot fetish, my life being a roller coaster ride w/ so many ups and downs and spirals in between, my obesity issues, my ego, and many, many more (including being a victim of circumstance, my money problems, girl trouble, and keeping up with the Joneses). I want to be more Internet-famous than ever before with Reddit and Tik Tok and the return of Facebook so that I can have more friends to like, comment, and subscribe. I also wanna be famous on YouTube, as well. I never wanna be seen as some rando with glasses, I wanna be seen as a celeb with good looks and charisma to match them, but I also wanna be more Internet-famous on DeviantArt and right here on Blogger, too. I can even publish a novel from my humble beginnings to my posterity for future generations of thrill-seeking, Internet-savvy Daniel Luster fans worldwide, esp., right here in the United States, Canada, Mexico, the Caribbean, the European Union, the Middle East and Northern Africa, Brazil, Latin America, Russia, China, South Korea, Japan, Australia and New Zealand, the South Pacific archipelago of Micronesia, and Antarctica (esp., amongst oceanographers, marine biologists, ecologists, geographers, and many, many more). Everyone will know who I am and the name is "Daniel Luster". I'll have so many followers who can follow me on Facebook (esp., whenever I take selfies with a brand-new cellphone), YouTube (esp., whenever I make videos and share them with my subscribers), Reddit (esp., whenever I draw some attention to my loyal fans on this site), Tik Tok (esp., whenever I post some short videos of myself in action), DeviantArt (esp., whenever they stop criticizing me for being creepy, disgusting, old, and dumb, but instead they'll share friendly comments with me as a fellow human being who has fine taste in everyone else's splendid artwork), and Etsy (esp., whenever I sell some glorious artwork that's outta the ordinary for a price in American dollars or any other type of currency). I'll be remembered as a fellow foot-fetishist (for all of you fellow foot-fetishists everywhere), a fellow artist (for all of my fellow artists out there), a fellow art critic (for all of my fellow art critics everywhere), a fellow caffeinated-beverage connoisseur (for all of my fellow caffeinated-beverage connoisseurs out there), a fellow Spice Girls fan (for all of my fellow Spice Girls fans everywhere, but I do have a crush on Mel B.), a fellow "Sailor Moon" fan (for all of my fellow "Sailor Moon" fans everywhere), a fellow "Beavis and Butt-Head" fan (for all of my fellow "Beavis and Butt-Head" fans everywhere), a fellow "Daria" fan (for those who are into the morbid teen protagonist herself), a fellow "South Park" fan (for those who are into "South Park" besides me), a fellow "SpongeBob Squarepants" fan (for those of you who are so into "SpongeBob Squarepants" besides yours truly), and a bona-fide Studio Killers fan (for those of you who are into such an Internet-famous audio-visual musical collective consisting of Chubby Cherry (the femme boss and front woman of the group itself) along with Dyna Mink (a DJ and music producer) and Goldie Foxx (a keytarist).