Hi! I'm now 40 years old.

 Hello there, ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, Daniel Luster. I'm now 40 years old, but my hashtag is #IWas40YearsOldToday or something like that, lol. In addition, I'm thinking about becoming my own separate branch of the Luster Family Tree, but I can be a comedian/actor/rapper/singer/voice actor/director/CEO (chief executive officer) in order to make more money to pay off all the bills, even the grocery bills, the electric bills, the heating bills, the plumbing bills, the medical bills, the credit card bills, you name it! Being a movie director's one of my side hustles to pay off all the bills and college scholarships (for my children). Stephen King should write a book about my life's story--from a small city like Mansfield, Ohio, U.S.A. all the way to the present time. If I have my way, Richland County (Ohio, U.S.A) will be a dry county (as in no alcoholic beverages acquired to the general public) and cities include Mansfield, Shelby, Lexington, and Bucyrus. In the meantime, I'll build a family that's extended with a son named Daniel Lee Luster II (or Daniel Lee Luster, Jr. (whatever floats your boat) and a daughter named Cleopatra Kendra Joanna-Marie Luster (or just "Cleo" for short). I might have another son named Aloytius Bernard Charles Dennis Egbert Frederick Gregory Harold Ichabod Jonathan Kenneth Leonard Michael Norman Oliver Percival Quentin Robert Stephen Theodore Ulysses Vladimir Walter Xavier Yale Zacharias Luster (or just "Al" for short). If I have a son named after me (which is Daniel Lee Luster II or Daniel Lee Luster, Jr.), I'll be referred to as Daniel Lee Luster, Sr. As of November 21st of 2031, I'll turn 50 years old, but I might be likely to have a midlife crisis at the time. Although, I might still be thinking about getting laid beforehand. If Daniel Lee Luster II (or Daniel Lee Luster, Jr.) is lucky enough to have a son of his own, he might call him "Daniel Lee Luster III". Later, I'll be thinking about retirement at say about 100+ years old, esp., in a tropical island like St. Kitts & Nevis (out in the Caribbean Sea). Before I retire, I'll get my bucket list ready; it's because I have so may things to do before I kick the bucket like, for example, I can be the chief executive officer/president/manager/founder/chairman of my very own company called "the Daniel Luster Gluten-Free Foods Company" and the most shares of Prada (a company which specializes in mass-manufacturing women's footwear) and I'll be rich and powerful beyond my wildest fantasies, so move over, Elon Musk (the CEO of Tesla) and move over, Jeff Bezos (the CEO of Amazon), there's a new chief executive officer on this planet and his name is Daniel Lee Luster! I might have a multimillion-dollar, mulinational, megacorporate empire called "the Daniel Luster Gluten-Free Food Company" which specializes in pasta, pastries, gravies, bread, pizza, you name it; it'll be having 25,000+ employees in 190+ countries on 6 continents (excluding Antarctica), but I'll still invest in the most shares of the footwear-maufacturing company called "Prada" which operates in New York City (NY, U.S.A.), London (England, U.K.), Paris (France), Tokyo (Japan), Beverly Hills (California, U.S.A.), Milan (Italy), and Rome (Italy); I can be a multi-centi-billionaire w/ approximately $750,000,000,000 at best! I'll be a real corporate celebrity entrepreneur in no time flat!πŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒ

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