Here's an interesting list of nicknames whenever I get into showbusiness!

 Hello, ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, Daniel Luster (the one and only). I can use my showbiz nicknames to attract eager consumers for my release form and here's an interesting list of showbiz nicknames that I'll be referred to as:

1. "the Diet Pepsi Guy Since Edgar Pueblo Luster" (By the way Edgar Pueblo Luster's my grandfather who've passed away in February 14, 2016)

2. "D-Dawg" (For your information, the "D" in "D-Dawg" stands for "Daniel" as in "Daniel Luster", the one and only)

3. "the Hardest Working Man in Showbusiness Since James Brown" (James Brown is known as "the Hardest Working Man in Showbusiness")

4. "the Eighth Wonder of Both the Natural and Industrial Worlds" (This is when worlds collide)

5. "the Crowned Prince of Assholes" (My mother gave me that moniker from when my father's still alive before he passed away back in April 11, 2013 (one of the days that shall forever live in infamy)

6. "the Head Honcho of His Very Own Gluten-Free Food Empire" (I'm into gluten-free foods a lot due to my celiac disease)

7. "the Next Quentin Tarantino" (It's because that Quentin Tarantino's an indie filmmaker who's into women's feet as much as I do)

8. "the Next King of All Media" (For you see, Howard Stern's already "the King of All Media")

9. "the King of Inappropriate Innuendo" (It's because that almost everything related to female feet/legs is absolutely inappropriate)

10. "the Man Whose Imagination and Narcissism Know No Boundaries" (I do have a leg/foot fetish, a sense of narcissism, and an imagination so enormous that not even the entire known universe can contain them) 

11. "the First Recognized Case of High-Functioning Asperger's Syndrome in Richland County, Ohio's History" (I'm the first diagnosed case of a combination of high-functioning autism and Asperger's syndrome in the entire history of Richland County, Ohio, U.S.A.)

Take note: The reason why that I'll be "the Diet Pepsi Guy" is that my grandfather (Edgar Pueblo Luster) drank Diet Pepsi before he passed away back in February 14, 2016 in Mansfield, Ohio, U.S.A. However, I'll get to star in various commercial spots for Diet Pepsi (on the Internet, on television, and on the radio). I have to carry on his legacy.👴👴👴👴👴😎😎😎😎😎👴👴👴👴👴😎😎😎