For the Diet Pepsi Guy Release Form...

 Greetings, fellow mortals! It's me again, Daniel Luster. I'm so eager to be "the Diet Pepsi Guy Since Edgar Pueblo Luster", but here are a few pointers for the release form:

1. I have to sign my full name including my middle initial.

2. Then, I have to put down my date of birth along with my astrological sign.

3. Then, I have to put down my height expressed in feet and inches, but centimeters for metric terms.

4. Then, I have to put down my weight expressed in pounds, but kilograms for metric terms.

5. Then, my shoe size expressed in inches, but centimeters for metric terms.

6. Then, I got to put down the last 4 digits of my Social Security Number (which are 6041).

7. Then, I got to put down my place of origin.

8. Then, I got to put down the ethnicity that I am.

9. Then, I got to put down whether if I'm right-handed/left-handed.

10. Then, I got to put down my fetish(es).

11. Then, I got to put down the color of my hair.

12. Then, I got to put down the color of my eyes.

13. Then, I have to put down my food allergy (which is gluten (which is found in wheat, rye, barley, and triticale).

14. Then, I have to put down my sexual orientation--whether if I'm heterosexual/homosexual/bi-sexual/asexual.

15. Then, I got to put down my assigned faith which can either be Christianity/Judaism/Islam/Hinduism/Buddhism/Atheism/Agnosticism.

16. Then, here's the tricky part: I have to put down my list of favorites (Take my favorite foods, for example (which are sushi, spaghetti, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, spinach, Spanish olives, chocolate cake (esp., gluten-free chocolate cake), and pizza).

17. My most favorite soft drink of all time is Diet Pepsi! (That! I have to put down as my most favorite soft drink of all time is.)